It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

November 11, 2004

"...hear the lamentations of the printer."

I walk over to the fucking printer, pick it up about a foot off it's table (it's only about 70 lbs) and drop it with a big crash! I hear something break inside it. Then I go and sit down and call in another trouble ticket.

What? I'm a superhero. I solve problems with violence.

1 comment:

K.Fox, Jr. said...

Yay......Now go smash Evil Val Kilmer. NOW!!!-You know you wanna. (: But, then you'll start giving into all sorts of temptations, huh? Ah, well. Pick and choose, buddy, pick and choose.