Not feeling good today. You'd think with my super-physiology I wouldn't get hangovers, but you'd be wrong. Of course, I drank enough gin to kill 3 normal men.
I hosed the pee out the spare uniform in my backyard. Humiliating.
Shit, I forgot to call my brother. I'll call him tonight.
Gatorade and leftover phad thai are the only thing that can save me now.