I realized that I'm Winking Guy. I'm the person in your office who winks when he passes you in the hall or makes a little gun pow-pow motion at you. I'm the guy who adopts cheesy affectations in an ironic manner: "I'm so not cheesy that I act cheesy."
This epiphany came to me today at work when Wookie dropped something off at my desk and I said, "Dyna-mite," winked at her, and gave her a little finger/gun thing. She gave me a strained smile and walked off. Jesus, I am that guy.