Nothing exciting to report today. My shoulder hurts like a mofo.
Mitch sent me this site featuring helpful self-defense tips for the turn-of-the-century gentleman.
I am going to remember these the next time I am strolling with a hooked walking stick and am set upon by a ruffian. Why, I shall soundly thrash that cad about the head and neck until he cries "I beg of you sir, no more!"