It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

February 20, 2005

Patrol Report

Another boring patrol. I bounced around Old Town listening to Rammstein on my suit’s audio.

I know what you’re thinking: Rammstein? How can somebody listen to Kylie Minogue and Rammstein without their head exploding? I think one aspect of my super-powers is the ability to integrate a love of scary German dance-metal and vapid bubblegum shit – all in the same psyche!

Still no sign of the Paracrime goons – but that doesn’t mean they’re not out there. ( see post The Paracrime Unit, 2/14/05)

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