It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

February 19, 2005

Things Superheroes Shouldn't Say, Part One

Some things shouldn't be said because they are cliches and make you look like a dickhead.

- “Full moon tonight. A hunter’s moon.”

- “Cowabunga!”

- “I’m the best I am at what I do, and what I do ain’t pretty.”

- “Your choice. Your funeral.”

- “FAAATHER!!!”

- “C-can’t…breathe…”

- “I am the night!”

- “It’s quiet. Too quiet.”

- “Fear me!”

- “How can something so big move so fast?!”