It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.
Fell into a time vortex? Spent five years fighting dinosaurs and mad space gods, achieving a mighty victory to save the future of the human race, then returned home to find that only a month had passed and everyone wonders how you got so much gray hair?Man, I hate that.
If he did fall into a time vortex, I'm going to theorize that his exiting it is what finally corrected the temporal imbalance between his reality and mine.
So glad you're not dead and I just hope you took the opportunity to hook up with Wonder Woman while in the temporal vortex.
DRAT! Now I am going to have to return to conquering Evergreen City through my more subtle, but equaly devious plan of picking one petal off all the begonias in the traffic circles roughly around 4:35am on rainy thursdays.
Wow, Dark Blight, that is both sick and diabolical. I'm impressed.
Maybe the Jet Pack Mafia finally did him in. I'm just hoping that Yiff's ok.
Has the Velvet Marauder fallen? Has his evil twin brother, the Velour Corsair, at last achieved his goal of vengeance against his hated sibling?Who will protect Evergreen City now?Who will help the helpless, hope to the hopeless, feck to the feckless?Who will thwart the machinations of the Velour Corsair, now that he has conquered his last enemy?I've got two weeks' vacation time built up on the job. Road trip!Who's with me? Who will join me to avenge the death and/or dismemberment of our valiant blogging comrade?Come! To Evergreen City! Villainy awaits!HO!!
Mwah Haa Haah!!
Chromium Pugilist, I'm with you 100% on the idea, but with gas prices being the travesty they are, we might need to consider alternatives to driving. Going Greyhound does not really equal rampage of vengeance. How about flying? Anybody got an invisible jet? rocket boots, etc.? I heard they're having a yard sale over at Avengers Mansion next weekend...........
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