It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

January 22, 2005

Patrol Report

It's a misty night in the E.C. I download a new playlist of Bauhaus and Peter Murphy songs and bounce around the dark, slick rooftops of Queen's Row listening to Bela Lugosi's Dead.

Not a lot going on tonight. I save a dog from getting hit by a car, which is pretty cool. Dogs need help, too sometimes.


Dickie Von Doom said...

Are you still trying to come up with a catch phrase? I found a few in your archives which might be good.

"Game on!"

"Am I Awesone? YES I AM!"


That last one is my favorite.


Velvet Marauder said...

Thanks Dickie, I am partial to the "CAW! CAW! CAW!" as well. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of evil-doers like a really wicked pterodactyl impression.


K.Fox, Jr. said...

"CAW! CAW! CAW!", eh? Well, that's interesting. I still like 'fist meets face' and "You just earned yourself an a$$ kicking/whoopin'."