It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

January 25, 2005

Jeff Goldblum Interlude

I'm sure that you're all waiting with baited breath* for the next installment in my Blitz saga, but let's just pause for a moment and reflect on the eternal coolness of Jeff Goldblum.

We'll resume our regularly scheduled storyline later today.

*This is self-deprecating sarcasm.

2 comments:

Dickie Von Doom said...

I'm so confused. On the one hand, I'm hopelessly afraid of the evil Baron (and is Leslie Milton really dead?), and on the other hand, I'm deathly afraid of that picture of Jeff Goldblum. He kind of looks the way I picture the savage Bruce Banner looking in those issues of the Hulk where the smart Hulk would get mad and turn into a frenzied, rampaging weakling. Weird.

<~DVD~>

Scott said...

That's *bated* breath, as in holding your breath, not *baited* breath, as in eating pepperoni in order to lure cats and dogs to you...