I do believe that Costa Rica has made the Velvet Marauder soft and weak! He's allowing some canuck hussy pamper and baby him like he’s some sort of young, infant, uh…baby. Snorkeling and drinking?!? These are not the activities of a vigilante! These are the actions of my uncle Sal when he takes Auntie Lois on a Princess Cruise [a.k.a. The Love Boat]. While you’re below the equator lounging on the Lido Deck like Charo danger looms in Evergreen City! I certainly cannot fault anyone for getting a little tail, but when will you again make sweet, sweet love to Lady Justice?!? Your city needs you, VM!
You gotta get back soon! I'm dying to find out some answers here. Like who was that ninja working for? Who was the elf who helped you at the Christmas party? Why do your supervillain bosses seem to know about -- and approve of -- your superheroing? And why don't you just make a move on Margo already??
Perhaps our beloved Marauder died ignobly in a SCUBA related accident? Perhaps he suffered a failure of resolve and, in a fit of cowardice, decided to remain in Costa Rica and live the life of a simple coffee picker? Perhaps he fell madly in love with his new gal pal, told her his super identity and she made him promise to give it up or, “not get any”? Perhaps the Velvet Marauder was viscously tortured and beaten by his numerous foes? Perhaps he just sits in his hotel room and cries the night away, knowing that he abandoned the good fight. The fight against everything that is bad, rotten and Un-American….
Thank God real heroes, like Latigo Flint, are still out there, fighting the good fight.
Now that Tom has sent a bunch of us new readers over (and we've had a few days to go through all the archives and get caught up), you have to start blogging again and let us know what happened next, right?
Right?
Unless you are actually picking coffee with a Canadian backpacker. I don't really need to hear about that.
I am so glad to see a fellow defender of justice start a blog. You have given me, The Tongue Lasher, courage to start one of my own. As soon as I get out of this red leather suit. OUCH. Sorry, I just sat on my barbed whip.
Home to an astonishing abundance of tropical flora and fauna, Costa Rica has long been a mecca for the ecologically-minded traveler. Caribbean and Pacific beaches border a land filled with white-water rivers and waterfalls, tropical rain forests, active volcanos, mountain cloud forests and coral reefs.casino online Rare and exotic wildlife you can see include monkeys, sloth, sea turtles, caiman, colorful frogs and butterflies. Costa Rica boasts over 850 species of birds including exotic varieties you can easily observe like toucan, Scarlet macaw and the Resplendent quetzal. Nearly 28% of Costa Rica's natural habitat is protected in a world-renowned system of national parks and wildlife refuges which Wildland Adventures can help you discover. Find out why Costa Rica has gained worldwide notoriety as a premier nature destination! http://www.gotocasino.com
MARAUDER is, or was, a United States Government research project. It is an acronym of (Magnetically Accelerated Ring to Achieve Ultra-high Directed Energy and Radiation)sportsbook. It was first reported on August 1, 1993. The objective appears to be the firing of 1 meter diameter toroids of magnetically contained plasma. The toroids behave in a similar manner to spheromak plasma reactors. As of 1993 the project appeared to be in the early experimental stages. http://www.enterbet.com
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Superpowers, a woman that cooks, cleans and beds, safety and security from your enemies ... you've clearly got it all.
Are you happy?
Assuming of course that this chick isn't an undercover Malefactor....
Shit.
I do believe that Costa Rica has made the Velvet Marauder soft and weak! He's allowing some canuck hussy pamper and baby him like he’s some sort of young, infant, uh…baby. Snorkeling and drinking?!? These are not the activities of a vigilante! These are the actions of my uncle Sal when he takes Auntie Lois on a Princess Cruise [a.k.a. The Love Boat]. While you’re below the equator lounging on the Lido Deck like Charo danger looms in Evergreen City! I certainly cannot fault anyone for getting a little tail, but when will you again make sweet, sweet love to Lady Justice?!? Your city needs you, VM!
You gotta get back soon! I'm dying to find out some answers here. Like who was that ninja working for? Who was the elf who helped you at the Christmas party? Why do your supervillain bosses seem to know about -- and approve of -- your superheroing? And why don't you just make a move on Margo already??
Perhaps our beloved Marauder died ignobly in a SCUBA related accident? Perhaps he suffered a failure of resolve and, in a fit of cowardice, decided to remain in Costa Rica and live the life of a simple coffee picker? Perhaps he fell madly in love with his new gal pal, told her his super identity and she made him promise to give it up or, “not get any”? Perhaps the Velvet Marauder was viscously tortured and beaten by his numerous foes? Perhaps he just sits in his hotel room and cries the night away, knowing that he abandoned the good fight. The fight against everything that is bad, rotten and Un-American….
Thank God real heroes, like Latigo Flint, are still out there, fighting the good fight.
Damn you! Damn you alllll!!!!
(sobbing)
Now that Tom has sent a bunch of us new readers over (and we've had a few days to go through all the archives and get caught up), you have to start blogging again and let us know what happened next, right?
Right?
Unless you are actually picking coffee with a Canadian backpacker. I don't really need to hear about that.
Velvet Marauder, come back to us! Your public needs you . . . word is the Baron's been seen again . . .
I am so glad to see a fellow defender of justice start a blog. You have given me, The Tongue Lasher, courage to start one of my own. As soon as I get out of this red leather suit. OUCH. Sorry, I just sat on my barbed whip.
Nice meeting you, VM.
Fuck these people Velvet M! You have stopped what FIVE deadly threats to your city? So you want som R&R and some Canadian sweets. Good for you.
Dude, there is this kiddie show host on CBC who is fucking slammin!
Canadian chick are hot.
Home to an astonishing abundance of tropical flora and fauna, Costa Rica has long been a mecca for the ecologically-minded traveler. Caribbean and Pacific beaches border a land filled with white-water rivers and waterfalls, tropical rain forests, active volcanos, mountain cloud forests and coral reefs.casino online
Rare and exotic wildlife you can see include monkeys, sloth, sea turtles, caiman, colorful frogs and butterflies. Costa Rica boasts over 850 species of birds including exotic varieties you can easily observe like toucan, Scarlet macaw and the Resplendent quetzal.
Nearly 28% of Costa Rica's natural habitat is protected in a world-renowned system of national parks and wildlife refuges which Wildland Adventures can help you discover. Find out why Costa Rica has gained worldwide notoriety as a premier nature destination!
http://www.gotocasino.com
MARAUDER is, or was, a United States Government research project. It is an acronym of (Magnetically Accelerated Ring to Achieve Ultra-high Directed Energy and Radiation)sportsbook. It was first reported on August 1, 1993.
The objective appears to be the firing of 1 meter diameter toroids of magnetically contained plasma. The toroids behave in a similar manner to spheromak plasma reactors. As of 1993 the project appeared to be in the early experimental stages.
http://www.enterbet.com
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