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April 13, 2005

The Velvet Marauder begs the Goo Goo Dolls to please, for the love of God, stop making music

I've had it with the Goo Goo Dolls. Have you heard their cover of Supertramp's "Give A Little Bit?" Well, I have, and I wish I had not. I'm not even a Supertramp fan, and I find it blasphemous. It sounds like a session band from a Ford truck commercial screwing around.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Goo Goo Dolls, I just hate their music. I'm sure the band are all nice fellas, and if their tour bus flipped over on 101 and was on fire, I would rescue them.

I just wouldn't be in a big hurry.


milk and cake said...

oh god i hope they listen to you. that cover is awful, just like every other bit of treacle they produce.

i mean, i'd still make out with the lead singer, but i wouldn't give him my phone number or anything.

KnightHawk said...

You are totally wrong about the Goo Goo Dolls. They are not nice fellas.

Oh, and dude? If you're worried about people thinking you are the gay? Don't say "Fellows". Seriously. I know you are tackling some major trim out there but that's because I read your blog. If I didn't know you regularly banged super mages and hottie snipers I'd think you were gayer than the Flash's Rogues.

Wanna know something weird? My secret bloggy word was "kljxo" which is the name of the alien sorceror me and the Connecticutioner took down last month. Weird, huh?