More Kraken rampage!
This time the giant mutant squid monster ate most of a Japanese tuna fleet. The combined Japanese-American fleet that’s hunting the beast is still being shadowed by an Ocean Steward ship full of hippies who want to spare the ship-eating monster. They released a statement yesterday that said that they think The Kraken’s rampage may have been caused by high-frequency active sonar used by the military.
I call bullshit on that. I think it’s a weapon of mass destruction sent by evil undersea aliens, or a Cthulhu-type elder god or something.
Where the hell is Sea King? Shouldn’t he be taking care of this? I’d be embarrassed if I was the planet's main underwater superhero and this shit was happening on my watch.