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April 05, 2005

Kraken like Dokken

More Kraken rampage!

This time the giant mutant squid monster ate most of a Japanese tuna fleet. The combined Japanese-American fleet that’s hunting the beast is still being shadowed by an Ocean Steward ship full of hippies who want to spare the ship-eating monster. They released a statement yesterday that said that they think The Kraken’s rampage may have been caused by high-frequency active sonar used by the military.

I call bullshit on that. I think it’s a weapon of mass destruction sent by evil undersea aliens, or a Cthulhu-type elder god or something.

Where the hell is Sea King? Shouldn’t he be taking care of this? I’d be embarrassed if I was the planet's main underwater superhero and this shit was happening on my watch.

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