It's like Bridget Jones' Diary, but with a super-powered vigilante.

April 07, 2005

Illin' and chillin' just like a snowman

Okay, I'm sick. It's like a stomach bug or something. I made it home from patrol last night and violently vomitted up the contents of my stomach. We've established earlier that involuntary bodily functions can be dangerous, or at the very least messy, when you have super strength like I do. (see post The unique hazards of super-powered sneezing, 2/8/05)

I've discovered that throwing up with super force into the toilet can make a huge mess in the bathroom. When I feel better I'll clean the walls and ceiling off.

Shoot me, somebody.