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August 31, 2004

Bruise update

Took the bus home again. JC calls it the "shame train."

I'm just going to stay in tonight. Work out, do some laundry, order a pizza, surf for porn. I'm kidding; I'm not going to do any laundry.

My bruise is like a beautiful dying flower, a corona of yellow and green flesh surrounding a deep purple blotch.

1 comment:

Cactus Pearl said...

Bus? You should take the Pony on the express route.

(sorry I cant resist a bad pun or a very feeble one either. save the world from punsters)