This is pretty much the coolest, geekiest thing ever: the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. Only twenty grand, too.
I want a tank, a real tank. Wouldn't that be cool? A hovertank, like that guy in Minnesota, Panzer. Or maybe that would be overkill. How about a sleek, high-speed hovercraft, painted black with my logo on the side. It would have a stealth mode, and a whisper mode, and a high-speed mode... you gotta have modes and shit like that.
I wonder how much that would set me back, a hovercraft? I should look into that.