Table of Contents

VM art by Ken Christiansen

August 2004

Exploder ambushes our hero, destroys his car. A team-up with Kestrel. Bitching about public transit and bruises.

September 2004

A business trip with the object of Connor’s affections. New armor. A co-worker goes apeshit. Humiliated by a ninja. Positive media coverage.

October 2004

A huge fight with Yiff, a freak in a bear suit. More positive media coverage. Team-up with Hydrangea to battle zombies and a Tibetan sorcerer. VM finally gets laid.

November 2004

Connor’s brother and fiancé visit. A mugging. Recruited into the mysterious QuantumWorks project at work. A brawl with Jet Pack Mafia. Connor destroys a printer.

December 2004

Connor grows suspicious of weird plants. My bitch, Chad. Kung fu fight with an elf at a holiday gala. VM crushes the Jet Pack Mafia. New glider wings.

January 2005

Team-up with Kestrel and Wombat to battle Baron von Blitzkrieg and his super-blimp. Connor grows suspicious of his new bosses.

February 2005

The perils of super-powered sneezing. The Paracrime Unit hunts VM. Saving an ungrateful old lady from Judo Boys.

March 2005

Connor gets laid, then dissed. A Paracrime dragnet. VM battles his first robot.

April 2005

VM accidentally kills the villain Parka in battle. Hiding in Costa Rica from The Malefactors, Parka’s homies.

May 2005

Silver Striker gives Connor a pep talk. Return from exile. Margo is suspicious of QuantumWorks, wants to meet VM.

June 2005

Margo and VM finally meet. A battle with Green Dragon. Showdown with Connor’s mysterious bosses. All is revealed. Connor skips town yet again.

November 2005

Return from extended road trip. Who the hell is Paleowolf?