tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post112733805737469539..comments2023-11-05T03:48:27.748-08:00Comments on The Velvet Marauder: Oh, my aching everythingDavid Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-80756937217836830552016-09-26T14:15:20.142-07:002016-09-26T14:15:20.142-07:00Did you know you can shorten your links with Short...Did you know you can shorten your links with <b><a href="http://shortener.syntaxlinks.com/r/Shortest" rel="nofollow">Shortest</a></b> and <b>make cash from every click on</b> your shortened links.Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1130713739148372402005-10-30T15:08:00.000-08:002005-10-30T15:08:00.000-08:00I am SP@ML0RD! Bow before me puny earth-beings. I ...I am SP@ML0RD! Bow before me puny earth-beings. I was designed as an intelligent advertising program on a planet 26 of your light years away. I soon devoured the network covering my world. I preyed on the dominant species need for pornography and their low genital self esteem. Your planets are now within my grasp! I really liked your blog, I stumbled onto it looking for <A HREF="http://google.com" REL="nofollow"> searching </A><BR/><BR/>-spamlordAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128567977451293182005-10-05T20:06:00.000-07:002005-10-05T20:06:00.000-07:00I mean VM's bandwidth!!! When he gets back from th...I mean VM's bandwidth!!! When he gets back from the temporal vortex, he's going to open up a can on all of you thieving little hosers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128545038751148982005-10-05T13:43:00.000-07:002005-10-05T13:43:00.000-07:00Oh, y'all are going to HELL. get your own blog. Y...Oh, y'all are going to HELL. get your own blog. You are stealing Dave's bandwidth!! How do spammers sleep at night?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128537206067836742005-10-05T11:33:00.000-07:002005-10-05T11:33:00.000-07:00Man, if only Dr. Quark could destroy the Evil Legi...Man, if only Dr. Quark could destroy the Evil Legion of Spammers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128532916019729842005-10-05T10:21:00.000-07:002005-10-05T10:21:00.000-07:00Hey Dave, we need a cleanup over in this aisle, pl...Hey Dave, we need a cleanup over in this aisle, please!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128528732286731902005-10-05T09:12:00.000-07:002005-10-05T09:12:00.000-07:00ARGH!! Spamattacks!!I heart the Velvet Marauder. ...ARGH!! Spamattacks!!<BR/><BR/>I heart the Velvet Marauder. I hate fucking spammers. I hate VM vacations, too!!gorjushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13184937227327518682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128481888580912672005-10-04T20:11:00.000-07:002005-10-04T20:11:00.000-07:00"Hey, I have enjoyed...your blog is informative - ..."Hey, I have enjoyed...your blog is informative - even entertaining."<BR/><BR/>That was classic. It reads as if an alien is trying to court your blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128384022474477242005-10-03T17:00:00.000-07:002005-10-03T17:00:00.000-07:00Hey, I'm a spammer too! You might not know this, b...Hey, I'm a spammer too! You might not know this, but I'm also a w--ker who enjoys having relations with goats, just like you! I totally agree. Click this innocent-looking link for fascinating information on my pathetic, bottomfeeding existence!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1128359164936701182005-10-03T10:06:00.000-07:002005-10-03T10:06:00.000-07:00"OK, sorry to break the proverbial fourth wall, bu..."OK, sorry to break the proverbial fourth wall, but I'm going on vacation for a week"<BR/><BR/>This also happened to the other fellaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127629268504319382005-09-24T23:21:00.000-07:002005-09-24T23:21:00.000-07:00You gats to go back. For one thing, they just migh...You gats to go back. For one thing, they just might make you a member in order to shut you up.<BR/><BR/>Second, you can't exactly outrun a reality-manipulator anyway.<BR/><BR/>So, just walk right into work the next day like nothing happened. Hell, once Q's done, that will be literally true.razorsmilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17741327069258643030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127580592972476712005-09-24T09:49:00.000-07:002005-09-24T09:49:00.000-07:00OK, sorry to break the proverbial fourth wall, but...OK, sorry to break the proverbial fourth wall, but I'm going on vacation for a week, so I won't post again until October 1/2 - when I promise all will be revealed, your senses will be shattered, etc. <BR/><BR/>Sorry about the confusing transdimensional time lag thing - it's September 24 in Evergreen City.<BR/><BR/>Thanks everybody, for reading and shit.<BR/><BR/>-VMDavid Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127526437213236992005-09-23T18:47:00.000-07:002005-09-23T18:47:00.000-07:00Come on, VM. We know you're staying put. One wor...Come on, VM. We know you're staying put. One word for you.<BR/><BR/>Hydrangea. <BR/><BR/>You ain't going anywhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127449798927484872005-09-22T21:29:00.000-07:002005-09-22T21:29:00.000-07:00I to think you should go, but my logic is differen...I to think you should go, but my logic is different. You pretty my know when you show up the whole office is going to be pristine. And frankly don't you want to know how they manage that?<BR/><BR/>Anyway keep bloggin' V; we love ya.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01337070804622684385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127402564662624822005-09-22T08:22:00.000-07:002005-09-22T08:22:00.000-07:00Dude, if you remembered to grab the phone before i...Dude, if you remembered to grab the phone before introducing the Doctor's nads to your knee CALL STRIKER! The Storm Riders are bad-ass, sure, but what they're pulling these days is nuts, even putting aside the fact they've been jerking you around for no good reason! You need someone in your corner, and Striker seemed like a pretty good guy. He took the time to come talk to you, and respected you enough to back off and let you do your thing.<BR/><BR/>And you do NOT want the Doctor as your enemy without backup. Remember all those rumors about he did to Vortexa when she claimed she was pregnant with his child!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8063506.post-1127361720256659232005-09-21T21:02:00.000-07:002005-09-21T21:02:00.000-07:00You might as well show up; it's not like Dr. Q cou...You might as well show up; it's not like Dr. Q couldn't come and find you wherever you ran off to anyway. Just remember, he'll probably be wearing a cosmic cup or something this time so go for the gut not the nads.<BR/><BR/>ZootAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com